Chad Horse Cap

Yeah, it’s named Chad. No, it doesn’t bench press. But it could — if it felt like it.

This is the hat that shows up late, wins the raffle, and somehow gets a free appetizer. Minty green crown, stone bill, and a fringe-covered horse that looks like it’s got VIP access to the velvet rope and the afterparty.

Zero effort. Maximum effect. Classic Chad behavior.

Warning: may boost ego and vitamin D levels.